Details from the poster:
For the cultural improvement for enhanced international commercial trade and economy of China, the loyal comrade must succeed to know the differences between Vampires and Zombies!
Appearance
Vampire: Very sexy.
Zombie: Nausea people, dumb gaze and expression.
Cancellation Method
Vampire: Dagger or silver bullet in heart.
Zombie: Bullet in skull or old vinyls in and around the neck area.
The Object of the Most Frightening
Vampire: Christian cross or holy water. Also light sensitive. Very.
Zombie: None
Group Membership
Vampire: Voluntarily joined the group, a vampire bite gently.
Zombie: Mandatory adding bite, but if not eating.
The note at the bottom of the poster read something like this:
Whether it is the actual existence of vampires or zombies but in view of its importance to the non-blind faith the party believes that the person that does not exist is important to understand for the trade and the Americans and other Westerners and for the economic development of our great glory and prosperity of the socialist market economy.
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